What about just a nice hole in the wall with very smooth surfaces. You get Johnny in there, you do your thing, then press the flush button to feel a torrential amount of water just decimate the living piss out of whatever is left off your scrotum? Or you know, gentle flush that cleans you.
That’s called gloryhole.
I see, 😀 but where’s the glory! 😮? Something just keeps poking my eye from the other side!
Saves water, unironically. But now you’re touchin’ wrists with everyone’s dicks.
Even better their underball taint sweat
If only there was a sink nearby so you could wash your hands immediately…
I had a discussion with friends and realized to my surprise that everyone urinates in the washbasin on the train. They said it was more hygienic. Which is even kind of true, because no man sits down on the train anyway…
That’s not cool in a public toilet. But at Your own home? I would instal this sink, if they were selling it without hesitation.
That’s dirty.
Would you place your balls inside or outside the rim
Fit it ON the rim for weight support.
Nothing like a good rimjob.
The only reason I’m not pissing in my sink at home is that I accidentally installed it a bit too high.
But…you need to lower the overflow hole 😨
not if you line things up right
Add more for target practise
From a distance, this looks like a guy getting a blowjob from ET.
When you can’t just phone home…
Rule 34
This design negates the overflow hole. The hole needs to be lower, or it needs to be made for people with smaller hogs
This design is stupid because the whole thing could be lower. The water is gonna escape at the new hole heigh anyway.
It is itself an overflow hole, of sorts.
No one wants to clean potentially pissy water from the bathroom floor. It’s bad enough I have to clean my piss dribbles off the floor now
Far better tis in the sink to piss
Than in the piss to sink
A rose for you my good sir, for today poetry has been elevated to heights never seen before.
In all seriousness, you’d have to clean it very frequently to keep the smell under control. Don’t ask how I know.
Well you clean it every time you use it when you wash your hands.
Everyone knows after you pee in a sink you gotta wash a bunch of water down after. At least I hope they do.
Nope. Bleach. Gotta use bleach.
Haha. Good one.
Anyone reading this and doesn’t know: bleach and quantity ammonium compounds or other amine-containing compounds (urea) can create chloramine gas (which is just as bad as chlorine gas (it technically does make chlorine gas, but reacts with amines to make chloramine gas). Which is deadly in enclosed places in sufficient concentration. Not sure how much would be made with urine, but ammonia and bleach mixing has killed people (and still does)
Moral of the story: don’t mix cleaners unless you know exactly what you’re doing.
This has been my Ted Talk.
Correct. It’s great for dried piss though. Gotta mop it up first, then bleach it down. Don’t be stupid, kids.
how do you know
That roommate didn’t last long.
also everyone thinks this is a good idea imagining it at their penises height, ignoring the fact that human heights vary a TON and having a piss spot where short people can access and tall people can wash hands is impossible
This is a good idea but for cleaning, not peeing. Like a bidet but only for dudes
I wish my college dorm room had one of these bad boys….
Don’t sink in the piss
Go ahead take a drink out of it. Don’t be afraid. 🤤🤤🤤
That’s why sinks have stoppers, to collect the people juice.
Was expecting to somehow see Saddam hiding in the sink.
