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    2 months ago

    American Evangelicals: THE RAPTURE IS COMING AND THE TRIBULATION IS NIGH!

    Jehovah’s witnesses: THEY ARE COMING FOR US, THEY’RE COMING FOR US BECAUSE WE’RE WITNESSES!

    Mormons: WE’RE GONNA NEED THE FOOD STORES WE WERE TOLD TO MAKE, JUST YOU WAIT!

    Scientists: Climate Change will lead to everything going to shit if we don’t do shit now.

    All of them together: BULLSHIT!