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arrow-up10arrow-down1imagethe weirdest part of the yearslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square6fedilink
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoI’m glad I’m not the only person who stands half naked in a dark kitchen eating shredded cheese directly from the bag while staring at my phone and hoping nobody sees me.
minus-squaremodifier@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoYour phone sees you. It is cursed to always see, and to hear everything.
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agohaha mark zuckerburg you creepy fuck look at me LOOK AT ME
I’m glad I’m not the only person who stands half naked in a dark kitchen eating shredded cheese directly from the bag while staring at my phone and hoping nobody sees me.
Your phone sees you. It is cursed to always see, and to hear everything.
haha mark zuckerburg you creepy fuck look at me LOOK AT ME