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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Bonjour, je m'appelle Jesus

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Bonjour, je m'appelle Jesus

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Depends on your perspective. To me it looks like he’s absorbing her soul. Time to feed I guess? Jesus, Harvester of Souls, sounds metal af

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      “Midnight Mass” on Netflix, I’m just saying…

  • Marxism-Fennekinism@lemmy.ml
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    He’s giving her a sign to just surrender already.

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    I get a strong sense there is a secret tunnel full of antiques behind that wall…?

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    I mean why do you think she’s crying?

  • kariboka@bolha.forum
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    Jesus is holding baby jesus

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    I banish thy bad breath with the power of Colgate

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    Can Jesus really shoot rays of emotion out of his belly like a common care bear?

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      Care Bears are the truly biblically accurate angels confirmed

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    No worse fate.

  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works
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    Damn the Bible really is brutal

  • thefluffiest@feddit.nl
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    That’s the Dutch 🇳🇱 flag, not the French 🇫🇷 one

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    could be worse like making you american

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      Only the fallen one can work such evils.

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    Fr*nch 🤢

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    It’s super effective!

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    France it the Goat. Have you had boeuf bourguignon with chefs lemon tear-gas from your striking (actually the coolest thing)?

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      …le whut?

      • Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com
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        Le goat

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    Looks more Dutch than French to me.

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