Babe wake up Dr Evil just hatched a new scheme
Startup says it wants some more cocaine and wants to know if you know anyone with some more cocaine because some more cocaine would be fuckin’ great right now holy shit
I could do a bump, ya know, if you got a little extra.
🤣🤣 literally the only reaction to this!!
My startup is going to rent sunlight interceptors that block the extra sunlight sattelite beams that your neighbour rented and what is keeping you awake all night.
There was a Sonic X episode about this concept…
This is horrifying idea
This gives me a great idea for a new startup! I’m going to put a giant mirror in space, and you’ll need to pay me to turn OFF the sunlight at night.
The people behind that startup are in tears strangling each other wishing they thought of this.
Luckily it’s just an attempt to scam some dumb VCs
Nobody will invest in this until they throw some “AI” in there.
Let’s make global warming worse.
Laugh all you want. But this will be the only thing that saves us during the 2066 vampire wars.
Idiot! Just don’t invite them in.
I want to sun my asshole during night hours.
You’re doing it wrong silly, you charge your butthole with moonlight.
Not exactly a new idea. Soviets tried it. Expenses were huge, and something that nobody thought of much back then is that nature would surely found itself hanging upside down…
Modern day startups: lays out a dumb idea.
Valuation: $3B
Startups: The most dystopian shit imaginable
VCs: “You son of a bitch, I’m in!”
if it was cheap and fast it could be used for trolling, a perfect example of a bad idea that has good applications.
I thought they’d be selling the oxygen before they get to the sunlight.
Have you not seen the literally cans of oxygen they now sell? I see them every time I go to my pharmacy
Spaceballs?
Scuba divers gotta breathe (a mixture containing) oxygen
