i think it would be better if REST was replaced by WANK
Petting a small Nazi is confusing
Tfw I stretch in my sleep and wake up with a waiter
Well, waking up next to a random waiter is better than waking up next to Hitler.
When you use friend group A terminology in friend group B
Did you actually screenshot something you found on Google images wtf
Pet… Children?
you don’t pet your children while walking them?
He’s saying what if he wanted to pet pet children.
I think I saw this earlier on Lemmy, but without the red text spelling it out. I think I prefer that ever-so-slightly more subtle version.
I agree. The one without the text was funnier
IDK, hailing a taxi is fine in the red area if the elbow is at least slightly bent, wrist rotated, and space between fingers. Extra points if waving.