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nave@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

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  • jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    I disagree.

    She is already willingly writing about her day; she is ahead of many when looking at our educational system.

    Her writing and grammar can improve a bit, but what a wonderful start she had!

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      9 months ago

      The joke is that 4th of July is not when the year changes. It’s the 1st of January for all those wondering

    • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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      9 months ago

      Narrator: it didn’t.

      • jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        Stay hopeful!

        • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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          9 months ago

          Narrator: NigelFrobisher didn’t

  • SerpentPeaked@lemmynsfw.com
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    I was prepared to jump in and say it’s just normal little kids spelling mistakes. But then I got to the plot twist at the end. I’m sorry but I have to agree with assessment. You were in fact an idiot. Hope you’re feeling better now.

  • fossphi@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    I sometimes go through my old emails and texts, and the level of cringe I get from that is off the freaking charts

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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    Still haven’t figured out punctuation, huh?

    EDIT: Actually, your 9 year-old self had a better grasp on it! And yeah, I know I’m coming across as a grammar Nazi. But spelling, grammar, and punctuation mean something! Long articles or books would be difficult and unpleasant to read if not for editors…

  • saltesc@lemmy.world
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    If I wrote that poorly at 9, I’d likely have been held back.

    I still remember when I was 7 and scored 19/20 in the weekly spelling test. The third word was “put” and for the life of me I couldn’t remember how to spell it and wrote “poot” knowing it was wrong. I remember the last (toughest) was “marriage” and I had no issues. I had a perfect gold star run up until then :(

    • frickineh@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, my teachers would’ve been pretty concerned if I couldn’t spell July in 4th grade (instead they were like, “she’s super book smart but holy shit she has zero social skills,” on all my report cards). But I guess you never know what else was going on. I have a friend with a learning disability who is smart but still can’t spell even as an adult. Some of my other friends are way smarter than me and spelling just isn’t their strong suit for whatever reason.

      • A_A@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        Words are spelled stupidly so being bright makes this harder.

    • Lord Goose@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      9 months ago

      Feel that. I distinctly remember forgetting how to spell “of” and wanting to write “uv”.

      • hakase@lemm.ee
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        9 months ago

        Lol, I spelled it “ov” on my spelling test.

  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    Took me awhile, but I finally decoded “bire”.
    It’s diary.

    • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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      9 months ago

      They wrote dire not bire

      • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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        …and?

    • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      so there’s no bear named bire

  • Kairos@lemmy.today
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    9 months ago

    At least they got 12:00 PM right unless they were up at midnight

    • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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      9 months ago

      Ah yes the noon after noon

  • systemglitch@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Looks fake to me

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    deleted by creator

    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Makes a lot of sense, not gonna lie.

  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    9 months ago

    ✨️4✨️

  • gmtom@lemmy.world
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    Imagine actually spending your time writing a fake diary entry with fake spelling mistakes just to try and get some attention on the internet jfc.

    • Tja@programming.dev
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      Everyone needs hobbies, but this one would be more believable for a range 5 to 7…

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    I was able to write better in english than in that diary when i was 9 and its even my first language

    If someone in my class wrote that bad when i was 9, they would get a green circle(the worst thing that you could get at that time) on an english test

    • Agrivar@lemmy.world
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      Were you better or worse at proofreading when you were 9?

      • RandomVideos@programming.dev
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        9 months ago

        Better, but still bad

    • Loki@discuss.tchncs.de
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      9 months ago

      *badly

      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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        9 months ago

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_adverb

  • Fleur__@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    On the contrary they were a comedic genius

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Doesnt seem idiotic to me. Course i am a neurodivergent individual but still

  • AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world
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    That’s not good for 9

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      9 months ago

      Usually happens when you make shit up for internet points

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