Record the farts. Sample the audio. Create music.
Theres a band called the Toot Toot Toots:
https://youtu.be/0_pqvod-xOw?si=Xqwk2g1nVMbDSkhP
Personally, i think this song and music video slaps
It does indeed. Thanks for sharing this, and I’m now a fan. Sadly, they seem to have split up after rebranding as ‘Twin Beasts’. I found the album for this on bandcamp: https://thetoottoottoots.bandcamp.com/album/outlaws ; and the rest of the album is great too after sampling a few tracks.
That lead vocalist is mostly incomprehensible, but his voice is awesome.
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Profit.
The copyright issues could be interesting.
Keep your distance?
Straight up Beetlejuiced a nasty fart into existence.
It was, in fact, showtime.
toot. toot. toot. TOOOOOT
and that’s how the universe got created kids
That’s a shart
Baby shart do do dodo dodo
I mean yes, as far as I can tell most of the universe is, in fact, shit.
And on the fourth toot, God evacuated the heaven and the earth.
You unlock legendary at 4 toots.
The forth one is always a shart.
Sally forth!
Maybe for you, rookie
You say that like it’s a bad thing…
Only 0.04% of employees have this
Is there a strategy guide online for this trophy?
gotta kiss a lot of ass to get that promotion
Holy shit, I’m putting this one on my
SteamLinkedIn showcase!
Wasn’t someone saying “toot toot” and farting a part of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol
That show holds up so well I swear to god
Memory unlocked
Howdy fellow amphibian 🎩🐸
M’Toad 👒
Holy URLs Batman!
When you’re so passive-aggressive that you encode your hate in a PERL script.
Confirmed, OOPs boss is Timmy Toot Toot as an adult lmfao
What is up with that title
Don’t worry about it. Just don’t message soap members. Ok?
And just like that my suspension of disbelief in this story is shattered. I hope you’re happy.
I can’t believe you’re writing this either. Advice? Stay clear of the toot toot exhaust pipe? Or you know, get a new boss that doesn’t leak so much
Why remove the credit for the OP?
Better out than in, as our holy green swamp ogre says
You are officially at war, beans are your friend
In my late teens/early 20s I won a roughly 2 month long fart battle by eating McDonald’s every day. Made my adversary kneel before me.
Well, I would love it if my tightly wound boss would pull something like this. Way out of character.
As a college student, I walked into the multi-use bathroom, and proceeded to a urinal. Strange, rhythmic, wet sounds were coming from the lone stall in use. I thought, “Okay, what the hell is this?” and tried to wrap things up quick, in case things got weird. Too late. I then hear another strange sound from the stall, something like crinkling wax paper. None of this made sense to my young mind. Then I hear a wet “plop” from the stall, and more crinkling wax paper noises. I quickly finish up, and turn to leave. On the floor of the stall I can see a partially eaten Subway sandwich. Unbelievable
This base human then picks up the sandwich, and continues eating.
To this day, I do not eat Subway.
It’s impacting my morale and performance
I can’t think of a funnier sentence if I tried
This is a shitpost? This boss is my spirit animal.
More of a shart post at best
Thanks to the third toot.
I worked for a prof who prides himself on being an absolutely disgusting human being. Everyone has stories about talking with him in his office and then lifting his ass on one side to let rip. To make things worse, he had a fridge in his lab that he filled with booze and the stinkiest cheeses he could find, so his breath and farts were so bad they could make paint peel.
There’s crazy stories about him traveling to an international conference and puking on the guy sitting beside him and shitting his pants on the same flight.
Then on a university sponsored trip (with other biology profs/researchers) to recruit new students and research collaboration, he drank some brown bubbling “wine” that he vought from a street vendor, that everyone else refused to drink, he shat his hotel bed 3 nights in a row and every time the hotel tried to charge him for it he claimed it was just chocolate that he had been eating in bed. They then proceeded to a remote research station up on a mtn and when they arrived he rushed to the bathroom and broke the toilet immediately. They had to spend close to a week there, with no functioning toilet.
Hope your boss never reaches those levels of depravity, lol.
Edit: spelling.
The farts are hilarious.
The cheese is wait and see.
The puking is assault.
The rest is just the shits I guess.
The “shits and giggles” crowd when the shits begin: 😦
woah
This is fucking insane. Whatever outcome was the most disgusting this guy made manifest. Just an absolute goblin of a being. Fantastic.
He was also a taxonomist with a specialty in parasitology (I worked for him doing parasitology work on fish) turns out when he first met his to be wife (anecdote that came directly from him) he went fishing, and brought the fish to his to-be in-laws where he was sure to point out evert parasite in the fish that they would then go on to eat.
Thank you for this disgusting and amusing legend.
Most lucid Mastodon user
The screenshot is Reddit, not Mastodon.
woosh (the ‘tweeting’ analogue on Mastodon is ‘tooting’)
