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      I was also going to say cat girl, especially if it means I can open up an onlyfans with my powers and make bank.

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    I’d get bitten by a gnat, and hope for mind control.

    Edit: Y’all, the rules doesn’t say there has to be a correlation between the animal and the super power. People out here wanting to get bitten by big dangerous animals smdh

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    I would get bit by a cat because i know that’s going to happen anyway. I would choose the power to import thoughts into other people.

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    Everyone seems to think the question says you get powers related to the animal that bites you, but it isn’t worded that way. I’d get bit by a kitten and have the power of telekinesis, which is really multiple powers. I could fly, create forcefields, create cold or heat by moving atoms, hell, I could create all kinds of things by manipulating atoms.

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      Everyone seems to think the question says you get powers related to the animal that bites you, but it isn’t worded that way.

      You cheeky fucker. I like your thinking.

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      If we’re being pedantic, aren’t cat bites actually super dangerous because of infections and bacteria?

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      You have cheated my system. As punishment I will make sure no super power granting animal ever bites you. Muhahaha!

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    I’d say it’s a toss-up between a mongoose and a honey badger.

    Ricky ticky tavvy was a fast son of a bitch.

    And honey badger just don’t care.

    🤔

    Mongoose.

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    A predatory bird, which would give me extra cones and rods to see more colors / spectrum as well as possibly telescopic vision.

    A shark, so I can swim better and breathe underwater. Then maybe I won’t be so afraid of large bodies of water.

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    I’d go with a fox bite. The cleverness and adaptability of a fox would be perfect for handling tricky challenges.

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      Idk, humans are cleverer than the average fox, it might just make you cuter (foxes are adorable) and more prone to pissing in random locations (domesticated foxes love to pee all over your shit, they can be litterbox trained, but it’s hard). Possibly claws and fangs also, which could be useful

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    Octopus

    Pro:

    • Brain with 1 P-Core and 8 E-Cores
    • Ability to actively alter my own genome
    • Change color, shapes and roughness of skin
    • Overload of sensory organs
    • Unparalled Grip
    • Insane flexibility
    • Nasty Beak
    • Ink Shooting
    • Six Arms + Two Legs
    • Air + Water Survivability
    • Survives extrinction events with ease

    Con:

    • Easily bored
    • Reduced lifespan
    • Tastes good
    • NSFW

    Dick might fall off after sex (can regrow) :::

    Edit1: Fixed Spoiler

    Edit2: Fill spacecraft with water -> No Zero-G downsides, radiation shielding, can withstand extreme accelerations (Synergizes with Flexibility and Genome Modding)

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    Red sea urchin. Long life and limb regeneration.

    I don’t want to turn back into a baby like those who chose the immortal jellyfish.