Dear aliens,
If you’re reading this, please vaporize planet earth. There’s too much stupid here, we cannot be saved.
Is this real?
*The above comment is not intended to question the post but rather a wrestling joke wrapped in sad commentary on the state of things. Please act accordingly.
Edit because markdown.
It’s not hot!!!
Jesus fucking christ.
Well that was upsetting.
This isn’t surprising. Hulk Hogan is a huge racist.
He did say brotha a lot.
Remember when his drunken piece of shit kid killed someone and Hulk Hogan Said it was probably karma?
… nah dude W
WTFI thought he killed someone too, but now all I can find is that he left somebody brain damaged to the point of needing lifetime care. Fuck Mandela
Edit: According to SRS Hogan stated the guy and his family should live their second life as black people for karma
He also ratted out the union organizers in the WWF.
union organizershis best friend Jesse VenturaJesse Ventura. Now there’s the only wrestler I would vote for.
Dude knew what the fuck was up. He found out it was Hogan after Vince had to testify in court. Fuck Hulk Hogan, but like, not in the fun way
What is this timeline
We all know where this is heading.
kif_sigh.exe
Too bad he didn’t bring Heather Clem up with him.
MFW I’ve been comparing US politics to WWE for years
Another connection is Vince McMahon and his wife, both of which are right wing pieces of trash. Linda herself served in the previous Trump administration.
Both Vince McMahon and Trump are also known for failed football leagues.
https://popculture.com/sports/news/undertaker-chris-jericho-donations-donald-trump-campaign/
The Undertaker and Chris Jericho are endorsing Donald Trump to remain the President of the United States. According to Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer Newsletter, The Undertaker, whose real name is Mark Calaway, and Jericho are the biggest donors to the Trump campaign in terms of pro wrestlers. 411 Mania noted that The Undertaker has donated a total of $7,000 to Trump and Republican causes this year while Jericho has donated $3,000 this month.
Republican fundraising platform WinRed has accepted donations from WWE’s John Gaburick ($100), Drake Wuertz ($10) and Kevin Dunn ($42). Former WWE CEO Linda McMahon is one of the biggest Trump supporters as she and husband, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon, donated $5 million to the Trump Foundation from 2004 to 2014. Trump has strong ties with WWE as he’s a member of the company’s Hall of Fame. In WrestleMania 23, Trump took on Vince McMahon in a Hair vs. Hair match and won.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TTwIkft7hA0
Donald Trump makes his Undertaker entrance
Good. Now I have no reason to feel bad about laughing at the Undertaker when the Sci-Fi channel, for some reason, had him host a movie night, called “The Undertaker’s Theater of Doom” and he pronounced it “thee-ayter.”
The 6 year old me is very disappointed to learn that Hulk Hogan is a dumb piece of crap.
Oh Terry… What have you become?
IIRC he got canceled way back during or shortly after his reality show when he went on a racist rant over a recorded phone-call to his son who was sitting in jail, the context of which sounded very similar to a lot of Trump conservative meltdowns.
Almost. Hogan was a bull (I think), and was giving the old third leg drop on this dudes wife. The dude was secretly recording, and Hogan started ranting about how he didn’t want his daughter to date black guys. He used much worse language.
The call you are referencingwas after his son crippled a man when he wrecked while allegedly racing, and all they were worried about was making the passenger look bad and a reality TV show when Nick got released.I’ll be damned. Looks like Hulk and Nick did discuss racially insensitive things, to put it nicely.
Look BROTHA— The Hulkster is super rich and extremely racist, but mainly Hulkster just doesn’t wanna pay taxes
So is Hercules, and the Walker Texas Ranger. It’s all disappointing.
Peter Thiel funded Terry Bollea’s lawsuit against Gawker. It’s saddening (but not surprising) that he’s a real shitbird too.
Hogan is famously a liar of epic proportions and shut down a potential wrestlers union in the 80s. I know many of us were hulkamaniacs at some point but he’s a piece of shit.
I haven’t kept up with ole Stone Cold but last I checked he was threatening people online for being racist and homophobic. So if you want a decent person that was once at the top of the business he’s a better choice
Edit: I should add that I know Austin beat his wife when he was king of WWE but seems to have changed his ways and bettered himself. Doesn’t excuse that he did it but like I said he’s about the best in the wrestling business
John Cena.
John Cena defends serial rapist Vince McMahon
Well that sucks. Vince McMahon is a piece of shit.
He didn’t lie when he said he was a racist though. Of course, he didn’t know there was a camera on him at the time.
I know next to zero about professional wrestling, but isn’t CM Punk also a pretty good dude outside the ring?
John Cena too I think. At the very least he had the record for most wishes granted for the Make a Wish Foundation.
John Cena speaks pretty fluent Chinese when he needs to apologize to the CCP.
Didn’t like that but can’t say I’d do different.
There is no way the studio didn’t push for that.
He’s a massive star. He could have said, “no, fuck the CCP, I won’t do it.” It’s not like he would have never gotten work in Hollywood again. He’s worth way too much even if he doesn’t kowtow to the CCP.
TBF celebrities bigger than him have been cancelled for lesser offenses than taking on the CCP.
Such as?
General politics wise he’s publicly been pro women’s rights and supports LGBQT+ rights
He’s on the right side politically, definitely. Big believer in human rights, and has spoken up publicly in favor of abortion and trans rights.
I hear that he’s a nightmare in his personal life due to being a big huge ball of trust issues, but he definitely ain’t no fascist.
We’re only 4 years from recreating Idiocracy. Hell we might already be there. Save us, Luke Wilson. You’re our only hope.
President Camacho realized he needed to put the smartest man he knew in charge to save the world.
The current crop of Republicans, uh… don’t.
Wait, you mean that the union-busting, back-stabbing, “I got mine,” racist piece of shit supports Trump???
Well, now I’m offended!
Looks like he snorted a few rails with Don Jr. backstage before his speech.
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Oh man, we’re gonna get an Idiocracy world where porn is illegal, not one where you can get a handjob at the Costco Starbucks 😢
As someone else once said and I am paraphrasing uncredited because I don’t remember who they are: “In the Idiocracy universe, when they discovered a man who was smarter than everyone else, they put him in charge of stuff. That makes it a wiser world than our own”.
Canada is going to implement the same once Poilievre takes over because Canadians are dumb and “bored” with Trudeau, so they will see what being “bored” gets them. Idiots.
Unless you elect the followers of the “Queen of Canada” to parliament on the Trucker Convoy Party ticket, you will never get a Prime Minister anywhere near as bad as Trump.
I mean, I think the digital ID bullshit is pretty bad, but that’s just one thing he’s talked about so far. We’ll see how far he is actually willing to go over the duration of his tenure and what other absolutely insane bullshit he can come up with.
Despite their struggles, politically and socially, Idiocracy is an utopia. As far as I can remember, people genuinely worked to try to make the world better, even if they were failing at it
The man vs. machine death matches were a little fucked tho.
