After the workers are finished, Mandy from Saxony comes home to see the result of the house renovation.
The entire floor is covered in white bread.
She shouts “What’s this? I wanted a hardwood floor, not a baguette floor!”

(Ich wollte Parkettboden, keinen Baguetteboden)
(Parkett and Baguette are pronounced exactly the same in Saxonian dialect)