If you sit down you don’t need the hand, and if you use the hands you loose the pipe giving you the option between standing and sitting. (Well actually he is so precise, sure he could wipe with his hand without cutting)
Spray and pray
Very very.
Very.
Carefully.
Thought he was a robot …
I just finished watching the movie again, and you’re right 👍
Tim Burton’s works are rather odd…
Happy Halloween!
I mean it’s not easy to spot if you aren’t paying attention. His maker made robots for food processing. His torso was sitting on a desk but his leg was lying in front of himself and it’s not quite clear. That’s the only shot that alludes to him not being real. Tim Burton has a wild imagination.
There was like a 5 second clip where in the creator’s falling apart lab, you get to see the wind blowing the pages of his sketches for Edward flipping by.
It’s so easy to miss, but I caught that tonight.
It’s crazy yo, the last page of the sketches had his hands replaced with ‘real’ hands.
When the creator presented Edward with his new real hands upgrade, Edward apparently didn’t like them and stabbed through them.
Then the creator died, I guess due to a heart attack or something, because I don’t think Edward stabbed the creator…
Sigh, crazy movie…
Happy Halloween!
The creator has the heart attack as he is presenting the hands to Edward. He dies and falls forward which impales the hands on Edward’s blades. Edward desperately wanted the hands he just hadn’t been prepared for such a possibility.
To pee is easy.
It goes by itself, if needed,
and the famous “to pee or not to pee”
is actually out of the question.But let me ask the bonus question here:
How does he jerk off?
You haven’t seen Edward Penishands?!
Once…
that’s it, you win the internet for today
Trickles down one leg. Both, if he’s unlucky.
I don’t know, but I think we can confidently conjecture that it’s either very hard… or very easy.
Catheter
Carefully
