it’s a family-run chinese place, and idk what my go-to order is, I can’t pronounce it. I get it because I walked in and a no-nonsense old chinese lady started chattering at me in mandarin and I panicked and pointed and what they brought me was really good so I keep getting it.
there’s like 30 other things on the menu that I also can’t pronounce, so maybe one day I’ll have tried them all.
it gets even better. it doesn’t even have a name. it’s just called “chinese restaurant”. and idk who makes their fortune cookies, but I got one there one time that just said “uh oh”.
it’s a family-run chinese place, and idk what my go-to order is, I can’t pronounce it. I get it because I walked in and a no-nonsense old chinese lady started chattering at me in mandarin and I panicked and pointed and what they brought me was really good so I keep getting it.
there’s like 30 other things on the menu that I also can’t pronounce, so maybe one day I’ll have tried them all.
Those are the best chinese places.
it gets even better. it doesn’t even have a name. it’s just called “chinese restaurant”. and idk who makes their fortune cookies, but I got one there one time that just said “uh oh”.
don’t leave me hanging like that.