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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Just an FYI

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Just an FYI

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    13 hours ago

    Came for Haikus with “Show me that Butthole.”. Left appointed.

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      Show me that butthole

      Wait, what the hell is that dude

      Dude, call a doctor

  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works
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    My name is Jason
    I’m not supposed to be here
    Come see my bud hole*

    *bud hole - a place where my buddies hang out

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      That’s a good haiku

      from a good place tv show

      Show me your bud hole

  • Vinny_93@lemmy.world
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    It’s also one of those sentences that changes meaning depending on which word you accentuate.

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    Just an FYI

    You obviously have to

    Show me that butt hole

  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    “Gurl that is a bootyhole” is seven

    show me that butthole.
    gurl that is a bootyhole.
    damn you shit with that?

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    Bushy or corny

    Your dumper makes me horny

    Show me that butthole

  • tomenzgg@midwest.social
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    20 hours ago

    https://youtu.be/RPYlJZ34A9k

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    23 hours ago

    Show me that butthole Show me that butthole oh please Show me that butthole

    Wow haikus are easy

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      20 hours ago

      Ha I just made the same one up and came to comment

  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Haikus are overrated

    Bit anticlimactic too

    Show me thy butthole

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    haiku aren’t that hard

    It’s five, then seven, then five.

    You’ll get used to it.

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    Huge if true

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    1 day ago

    Haikus love nature.

    But I’m a man of culture.

    Show me that butthole.

  • hypeerror@sh.itjust.works
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    Show me that butthole

    Don’t make me ask you again

    Show me that butthole

  • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    I stand in shadow the moonlight draped around me Show me that butthole

    • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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      Put three spaces at
      the end of a line to make
      Lemmy keep the break.

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        I didn’t know, uh
        I had to do that beca-
        -use my app showed it correct for me, thanks though! I’ll update it

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    Your horny boyfriend
    In husky voice pleads with you
    “Show me that butthole.”

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