Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoNo matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageNo matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoBecause, in general, the carvers don’t accept a dead person’s Mastercard.
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoWell I hope you don’t live in an apartment. It would be awkward sitting next to your tombstone on the sofa…
minus-squaretacosanonymous@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoBut if you die next to it, it’s a neat story for first responders. Also, it’s super convenient and you get to pick your own.
minus-squareenbyecho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agomake the tombstone the sofa… problem solved
Because, in general, the carvers don’t accept a dead person’s Mastercard.
Well I hope you don’t live in an apartment. It would be awkward sitting next to your tombstone on the sofa…
But if you die next to it, it’s a neat story for first responders.
Also, it’s super convenient and you get to pick your own.
make the tombstone the sofa… problem solved