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TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 年前

On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid?

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On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid?

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TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 年前
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  • Paradachshund@lemmy.today
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    All I’m learning from this thread is that no one can tell any consistent signs.

  • BoringHusband@lemmy.world
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    Enthusiasm.

  • Xylight@lemm.ee
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    lethal amounts of cringe

    idk man frfr ong. thats not skibidi rizzler fanum tax of you to assume im a younger and have L rizz, im no cap a sigma fr. anyway im finna dip and be like an alpha. 💀

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    deleted by creator

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    deleted by creator

    • Freefall@lemmy.world
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      1 年前

      i knoW; right‽

    • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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      No cap sigma

  • oxjox@lemmy.ml
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    When someone asks what’s a dead give away someone is a kid, it tells me they’re not old enough to remember the ASL days.

  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’m 62. I’m accused of being a kid all the time.

    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      62 sounds like the kind of random age a kid would say they are. Found 'em!

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        Damn it.

        And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling adults. I gonna go eat my Kraft mac & cheese.

        • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee
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          Fuckin hell I’m 52 and haven’t had cereal since 1984. I get called a kid by 30/40 year olds that still eat sugar for breakfast 😂

          • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Oatmeal, made with water and a little salt.

            • Didros@beehaw.org
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              Melatonin putting humans to sleep since forever. Colorized.

          • frostysauce@lemmy.world
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            What an odd thing to be proud of.

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            I feel especially called out here… Pop tarts and cereal in the morning. Only thing that changed was fruit juice was swapped out for coffee.

  • padge@lemmy.zip
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    “im 9 btw”

  • fukurthumz420@lemmy.world
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    idk, but i wish they’d go away because i fucking hate them.

    NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR VAPID DRAMA. QUIT MUDDYING THE WATERS OF DISCUSSION WITH YOUR LACK OF ANY REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE.

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    The neat thing about anonymous discussion on the Internet is that it doesn’t matter. What you have to say is all that matters.

    I don’t know anything about anyone and that’s great.

  • tobogganablaze@lemmus.org
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    Extensive use of emojis and abbreviations is a good indicator.

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    Crypto bros who follow ultra distorted stoicism (the only good philosophy is the ones made when slavery was normalised) that believe everyone else is unaware of what very basic knowledge they world they just learned that day.

  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    lol

    ur

    literally

    mid

    lul

    till

    The signs of poor education are there. This sign can often be found in indolent kids whose education is incomplete, or adult Americans who are victims of the ‘no child left behind’ mess.

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      Lul, this is literally mid. Oh, wait, I have a PHD. I suppose I am no longer allowed to speak how I want.

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      Are you suggesting that generation-specific vernacular is a sign of poor education?

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    Short of a birth year in their username, I’m not sure there is one. Almost everything in this thread is something millennials inflict on me daily.

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    Quick to call other people kids as an insult.

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