I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I’m too old for and gray hairs I’m too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
Be kind rewind
Before I went to college, going to Blockbuster was its own activity
I have a child old enough to vote
In which god forsaken country are voting rights dependent on children’s age?
Uh, most of the countries I know you need to be an adult to vote aka 18.
Uhm…
In the year 2000 I was half the age I am now.
I was born during the One Child Policy in mainland China (I was the unlawful second-born child in my family)
My schools did active shooter drills when I was in K-12 school in the US
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when I was a kid we didn’t come home until dinner or fear the belt from dad
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the song I lost my virginity to was Lady D’Arbanville, it was an older lady that was almost 30 years older than me. she wouldn’t stop speaking French the whole time even though she knew English.
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Back when I was a kid, The Simpsons was a really good show
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My life began at the end of history.
Go Thunderbirds
Thunder Cats
What’s a thunder cat ?
Ancient cartoon that also had a character partially responsible for furry fandom. Cheetara.
We used slide rules in high school physics class. I still have mine.
I have been born
I haven’t died yet
I’d guess you’re at least 7 years old.
That’s correct! Now excuse me, mum says I better get up or be late.
When I told my colleagues about my surprise when I found out The Scorpions were German, none, but none of them had any idea about what band I was talking about.
For some reason after Gorky Park in Winds of change I thought they were east german.
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Super Mario World was the first video game I played.
I remember Y2K
I worked on preventing it.
thanks
I remember the fuck-it-do-all-the-drugs NYE parties…