Whichever you prefer. There is no correct way.
Why must you be so wrong?
Over is the only acceptable way!
I grew up with cats, so my default is under.
Over, unless you have cats
What did they do before 1891?
Discarded corn cobs and pages from the Sears Roebuck catalog. At least in midwestern USA.
In the days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn’t invented, they’d wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.
Let’s just say that swans didn’t enjoy the human use for their necks.
They had it roll the other way
Wipe their ass with newspaper?
And before newspaper?
Town criers?
This is why i like it here!! The other place doesn’t get quality comments like this!!
Your hands or water or a sponge that is then cleaned in water. It’s actually really interesting, and I encourage you and everyone else to read up on it.
or water
Also known as a bidet, or washlet. It’s the only way to fly.
Three seashells?
Poop knife.
A few years ago I chose to stop thinking about it. I just refill the roll and don’t worry about it. When I realized it didn’t matter, it was a weight lifted off my shoulders. Same with trying to stop the gas pump on the nearest dollar or setting the tv volume to an even number.
I don’t know why I felt such a relief when I let go, but I did and now I’m free!
You animal.
mashed into a thick paste and applied liberally to the anus
Ah, I think I’m going to need a few visual aids for that plan…
Wow, I bet that would stick to the roof really well (with enough force)
My husband just leaves it on the floor below the dispenser, even in the bathroom that just has a flip up instead of a springy cylinder.
Is your husband my girlfriend?
Perhaps. Does your girlfriend have a shoe/boot addiction?
Sounds like my wife.
Vertical over the toilet lid.
Over, unless you have a holder that covers the wall.
Over unless you got a cat or little kids
Or unless you have a weird roll holder that is super prone to overfeeding.
Over has always been more effective, also to take it with one hand
I don’t even have a holder
Centerfeed
Exactly! Just grip the cardboard tube and pull the middle out
Over, to prevent the spread of bacteria by touching the wall. Under is acceptable if you have a cat, who will fuck with the roll.
The toilet paper drags against the wall either way though?
Yes, but the paper is clean, your hands are dirty. If the paper hangs over, you can grab the paper directly. If the paper hangs under you may have to touch the wall to be able to get at the paper.
hands touching the wall
Do you have kids or pets that like to play with the toilet paper roll?
If yes, then Under.
If no, then Over.
Usenet had like a 10 month discussion about this after which it was considered definitively proven and agreed upon that this is the answer. Everyone ITT can rehash the discussion if they want but they are only rejecting science.
Thank you.
Rejecting science, no good.
You have the science, good!
