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WarmSoda@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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WarmSoda@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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    I use a bidet, I still need TP to clean up after the water does the job.

    I know fancy bidets exist that will blow dry your arae, but what do I look like? A rich person? We got ours from Amazon for like $20.

    TP use is way down, but it’s still needed in many cases.

    • wildcardology@lemmy.world
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      I just sit there and browse Lemmy while I wait for my ass to dry out. 😀

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      1 year ago

      You use toilet paper to dry off? Why not a towel?

      • Tankton@lemm.ee
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        A bidet ain’t 100% clean. Sometimes there is small residue which you notice when you dry with toilet paper. I got a handheld bidet btw and since installing it 10y ago I really hate pooping without.

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          In our culture we use soap and water to clean our asses after pooping. So a bidet+soap match made in heaven.

          Before bidets we use a dipper to scoop water.

          • I_LOVE_VEKOMA_SLC@lemmy.world
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            In our culture we just put in a new asshole every time we poop problem solved.

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            Scoop water from where‽

            • wildcardology@lemmy.world
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              From a big bucket near the toilet.

              • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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                1 year ago

                Thank you for clarifying. My mind immediately jumped to “scooping water from the toilet bowl”. Glad this was not the case.

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                  Looks something like this

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