1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses
I shoot music out my blowhole.
A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.
First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:
Second of all, we already have 2 at home:
You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!
Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.
Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.
Back and forth, forever
Both.
Like this, according to some expert in this field:
They might play better with their butthole than these options.
gonna need a shit valve on that horn
I think number 2 would be more effective
played trumpet, the air helps but i dunno… no functional lip interfaces on either orifice… the blow hole still has the most promise.
Are you saying you know from experience??
Purely internet pseudo knowledge
Here’s a carp playing a Western concert flute:
Dolphins would probably prefer the saxophone
Teacher do dolphins have embouchres
1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.
Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.
Dammit I really wanted to well actually to brag about my friend’s nose whistle act. SHE IS SO COOL
Figure 2. Because its silly and I refuse to need a more elaborate reason in a shitposting sub.
Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science
Do you play the trumpet with your nose?
Dolphins don’t have noses, and their tracheas are completely separated from their mouths.
Superior design.
As someone who regularly aspirates, I feel this.
Do dolphins get colds? How do they breathe when they have a plug of snot wedged in there?
Questions I’m not sure I want to know the answers to.
Oh I do! For us, having that bypass if our noses are plugged is extremely helpful. Do dolphins have those same problems?
1, because 2 sounds&looks like this.
