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Somelad@thelemmy.club to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

You have to make 40 dollars in 3 hours or your family will explode. What do you do?

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You have to make 40 dollars in 3 hours or your family will explode. What do you do?

Somelad@thelemmy.club to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    deleted by creator

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.

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      You guys are getting paid?

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Hell of an hourly rate, unless you’re wildly attentive.

      • datavoid@lemmy.ml
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        1 month ago

        $33 an hour is a lot? I’m not up on the dick sucking market, but that seems like a good deal.

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    Explain the situation to my family and sell them stuff.

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      I just hope they can scrounge up the $10,000 between them.

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    1 month ago

    Sell Pokemon stupid cheap

  • cowfodder@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Work one hour at my job.

  • Mac@mander.xyz
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    I scroll on my phone for a bit and call it a day.

  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 month ago

    Donating plasma only takes about an hour

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    Just pick up a shift at work.

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    40 dollars? That’s all? I’m salaried and can work any hours I want to, so I guess I’m logging in at work and writing a few lines of code or answering some emails.

    Twenty minutes will do it. Probably round it up to half an hour just to be safe. And honestly, if I get into the zone, an hour will fly by, easy.

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      Twenty minutes will do it. Probably round it up to half an hour just to be safe. And honestly, if I get into the zone, an hour will fly by, easy.

      Sorry family. I got into the flow at work. Oops about that.

  • ethaver@kbin.earth
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    am I already scheduled for a shift? I make that hourly.

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    Hop on the Uber hamster wheel again. And again. And again.

  • LukewarmNinja 🇨🇦🏴‍☠️@sh.itjust.works
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    Can’t I just take $40 out of my wallet?

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    Go to work for an hour

    Take my bottles to the depot

    Ask a buddy to spot me 40

    Sell a couple things

    … check my bank account?

    $40 isn’t that much money…

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    Um…my job?

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      Right? 3 hours is $288. Any other families that need not exploding?

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    Grab all the canned stuff I made at home, and either just ask my mother to buy all them for 40 (a family member can pay me, right?) or convince the family friend who loves the candied jalapeños to buy them.

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