I’m going to ruin this for many of you and I don’t care.
I can’t believe Know Your Meme and FlyingSquid (a mid of this very community!) would just lie to me like that.
It’s obviously real, we all know that on 13th July 1997 John Arbuckle did once again descend from the heavens to take His place within His immortal kitchen, to ask The Question. The first question, the oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight. But in response, only silence fell.
I thought FlyingSquid was Jungle, now my game is totally ruined. I’m reporting this.
I guarantee you there are people who saw that and assumed it was real.
But more to the point, I wanted to ruin it by letting people know that it was just some stupid tweet that someone paired with a Garfield picture for no reason. Because I’m grumpy this morning.
(I’m one of those people, I’d never seen Garfield, I just presumed it was a one-off misprint or something)
Still spreading heresies because of the anger in your heart. They deny Arbuckle because they will not hear His Truth.
You should not trust Garfield comics to give you truths. Jim Davis is the Lord of the Flies.
Even now you preach your vile lies. He is coming with the Light, and all will be Blind with His Glory!
Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?
I’d tap that.
You make me paranoid.
Don’t be paranoid. It’s okay to let your guard down. Everything will be fine. Just fine.
You make me paranoid.
The question is not whether you’re paranoid, it’s whether you’re paranoid enough.
Garf
I thought I was having a stroke, when in reality the choice and placement of words in a certain order made my brain try to process it as if it was created with value in Mind, when in reality this piece of media might have been solely created to shorten a circuit in the brain of unsuspecting subjects, searching through this corner of the internet in hope of an endorphin boost.
Thanks a lot, I just sprained my brain trying to make sense of that.
Thank you for the fantastic news that this is a thing. I’m already laughing after just seeing a handful of posts.
Randomly started that community and didn’t think it would go as well as it has! The comment section is always funny which is my favourite.
And thank yes, all on the funnies, very very yes too.
You forgot to turn off the gas in the oven Jon
of what?
Jon needs a carbon monoxide detector and a new oven.
And a storage unit for all that junk in the trunk
I’m sorry, Jon.
