Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square245linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksSentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square245linkfedilink
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoYes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It’s not that hard.
minus-squareAnivia@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoNot sure if you have a short dick or just very soft boners, but that’s a absolutely not possible for many men.
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoMaybe it’s US toilets. It’s statistically average and I’ve rarely had any issues. Still better than the spray while standing up.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoWHY ARE SO FEW US TOILETS LONG BOYS
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoif it wasn’t that hard there wouldn’t be a problem to begin with
minus-squareStrider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoWell you and me know that but his thing is just so enormous we can not comprehend. (aka excuses)
minus-squareSentient Loom@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoThus is too absurd to even critique
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThat’s why I’m saying go lean forward. Come on guys, it’s not that difficult…
minus-squareempireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agobrother if you got wood how tf are you peeing sitting down. That shit pointing up
minus-squarerumschlumpel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoIf it’s pointing up, how the fuck you hit the bowl standing up?
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoLeaning and hoping your hand doesn’t go through the drywall. Luckily for me by the time I gained weight I didn’t have the morning issues all the time.
minus-squarebenderbeerman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoYou step back real far and lean forward, stabilize with your hand on the tank. It might take a lil practice but it’s light years better than trying to bend it down
minus-squareSadbutdru@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoYou can lean forward even better starting from a sitting position, chest down, hips up with slight rotation.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 month agoWhy do you have morning wood at a public toilet
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoOne day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoWaking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoso you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen? i would transition but there’s no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoYou can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI guess I’m trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.
minus-squareSuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoDid you mean… You wood transition?
minus-squarebenderbeerman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoIf we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agohow the fuck do you piss with wood anyways? just wait 5 minutes
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoProceeds to pee like the guy in Upload
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoi was really impressed by the window trick
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI like that some developer in that series went out of their way to ensure they could do not wrong when peeing. Out the window… 100% no splash
not with morning wood
Yes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It’s not that hard.
Not sure if you have a short dick or just very soft boners, but that’s a absolutely not possible for many men.
Maybe it’s US toilets. It’s statistically average and I’ve rarely had any issues. Still better than the spray while standing up.
WHY ARE SO FEW US TOILETS LONG BOYS
if it wasn’t that hard there wouldn’t be a problem to begin with
Well you and me know that but his thing is just so enormous we can not comprehend.
(aka excuses)
Thus is too absurd to even critique
But pp touch toilet bowl = bad
That’s why I’m saying go lean forward. Come on guys, it’s not that difficult…
brother if you got wood how tf are you peeing sitting down. That shit pointing up
If it’s pointing up, how the fuck you hit the bowl standing up?
Leaning and hoping your hand doesn’t go through the drywall. Luckily for me by the time I gained weight I didn’t have the morning issues all the time.
You step back real far and lean forward, stabilize with your hand on the tank. It might take a lil practice but it’s light years better than trying to bend it down
You can lean forward even better starting from a sitting position, chest down, hips up with slight rotation.
Why do you have morning wood at a public toilet
I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
I am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet
I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
One day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
Waking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often
so you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen?
i would transition but there’s no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.
You can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online
I guess I’m trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.
Did you mean… You wood transition?
I guess wood is inescapable
If we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward
how the fuck do you piss with wood anyways? just wait 5 minutes
Use the force
Proceeds to pee like the guy in Upload
i was really impressed by the window trick
I like that some developer in that series went out of their way to ensure they could do not wrong when peeing. Out the window… 100% no splash