Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square241linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksSentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square241linkfedilink
minus-squarelol_idk@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoPeeing while seated unites us
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoEver tried pooping while standing? All I’m saying is don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.
minus-squarermuk@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-23 days ago The squat toilet is for pooping what the urinal is for wee. If you have really baggy trousers and are freeballing you don’t even need to undo your belt.
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoThe life aquatic leads to many powers trousered society would deem unnatural
minus-squaretrxxruraxvr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoIt seems like at least half of men can’t aim anyway, so it’s better to just sit down.
minus-squarememe_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoEven when aim is there, splashing occurs. It really shows that some men never had to clean their own bathrooms. Also fuck you if you piss standing up in a stall when there’s pissoirs outside. You want privacy for your little weenie, sit your ass down and scroll on your phone like normal people do.
minus-squarelol_idk@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoEspecially the ones who don’t have to clean the bathroom
Peeing while seated unites us
Pooping with the seat up unites us
Ever tried pooping while standing? All I’m saying is don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.
The squat toilet is for pooping what the urinal is for wee. If you have really baggy trousers and are freeballing you don’t even need to undo your belt.
Pooping in the shower unites us
While standing?
Not from a janitor
The life aquatic leads to many powers trousered society would deem unnatural
It seems like at least half of men can’t aim anyway, so it’s better to just sit down.
Even when aim is there, splashing occurs. It really shows that some men never had to clean their own bathrooms.
Also fuck you if you piss standing up in a stall when there’s pissoirs outside.
You want privacy for your little weenie, sit your ass down and scroll on your phone like normal people do.
Especially the ones who don’t have to clean the bathroom