• 555@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Nah, just targeting the low hanging fruit in a get rich quick scheme. I’m not crying though.

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    Just be a hypocrite, hide hate behind a thin veneer of love, and you can sell any MAGA dipshit the Brooklyn bridge.

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      4 months ago

      Why do you think trump started peddling Jesus bullshit last time he ran even though he’s not even remotely cristian or religious. He’ll shill anything as long as he thinks it’ll profit him.

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        I ask myself this every day. Why not just sell some MAGA Jesus trinkets?

        When I am feeling more altruistic than greedy, why not toss up a bunch of “PATRIOTS THE COUNTRY NEEDS YOUR HELP TO FIGHT ELECTION FRAUD” and then just donate all the proceeds to campaigns for people against insurrection and fake electors. There’s no lie or fraud on that, just exploiting the bias of delusional clowns. I guess “patriots” is a lie, that’s about it.

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          It’s not immoral to truthfully tell someone they are donating to stop election fraud.

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          Trump supports aren’t real people. Their sentience has been classified as below that of plants. Morals don’t apply.

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            I’m not going to say they’re not real or not sentient. But I will absolutely say that they are selfish. They lack the empathy required to understand how things will affect others. They lack the willingness to sacrifice for the greater good. They lack the humility required to understand that they could be wrong, and the critical reasoning required to change their views in the face of new evidence.

            Almost every conservative I’ve ever met is either extremely rich or lives in microcosm. Hell, I’ve got extended family that have never travelled outside of their hometown and anything foreign or different to them is either ridiculed or shunned.

            They want a social hierarchy, and they want their place in it preserved. God forbid people get equitable standing.

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      TBH I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re not being targeted at all but rather align perfectly with the real target audience: lonely, expendable income, low intelligence, low understanding of tech or finance, aging population.

      • Orbituary@lemmy.world
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        Quite a lot, actually. This is really a summation and not comprehensive.

        • Evaluate an environment after incident:
          • looking for IOCs, determine spread
          • Determine backup status and restore if possible
          • Return environment to healthy state (AD restore, replication, networking, etc.,)
          • Lockdown of security holes
          • Advise on best practices going forward
        • Decrypt environment if client pays ransom

        etc., etc.

        Depending on the complexity of the environment, this can take a lot of time and effort: much bigger than most internal teams are capable of doing. A client I had in Feb-Mar lasted a total of 3200 hours of work between 12 people on my team across 34 locations to unfuck the situation.

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    But see, the truly smart scammer would have a potentially decent coin and name it maga-coin. They’re looking for anything except government currency…the super scam, or is it?

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    It’s not the onion. But now the whole world is the Onion.

    I can think of no better irony at this point than The Onion switching directions and becoming a real news outlet.

    And future generations wokld look at their archived 80s/90s stories, and think they were real.

    And thus the cycle begins anew.

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      That’s brilliant.

      You know how once in a blue moon you look at news story that’s sounds completely crazy and go “huh”? Like when buzzfeed suddenly started using all their clickbait money to fund good, legitimate journamism?

      This would be that.

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        Or like when all the news outlets were reporting that the Queen had died. AND EVERYBODY BELIEVED THEM!!!

        She’s not dead. She’s still out there. Roaming the streets. Seeking justice among a seedy criminal underbelly, seeking personial closure for the deaths of her parents in an alley when she was a child.

        …wait, I might be thinking of Ted Turner.

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      I’ll have you know those NFTs were worth millions!!! For like 2 seconds when people paid money for NFTs still

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        The fact people bought NFTs just proves that crypto bros just buy into hype without understanding the technology.
        I knew NFTs were bullshit from the start because I actually took the time to understand how they “worked”.

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    It’s a plus if trump’s supporters are scammed before he can fleece them, let the convicted felons well dry up while other scammers get rich.