Alt text for image: A screenshot of a text message reads: “I love farting in the cheese aisle at one of them expensive grocery stores and hear all the Snooty people say how wonderful the cheese smells.”
(Not OC, from Reddit)
That’s enough internet for me today
Smell is all about perspective.
Good cheese? Or bad meat?
why’s it smell like burnt hair and sewage?
So long as it isn’t a lumpy fart!
Speak for yourself.
…but they don’t keep the fancy cheese in an aisle…
Shhh this happened
You don’t love the smell of a good pre-shredded shelf stable parmesan?
Honey, this vegan cheese smells exquisite, nutty notes with eggy undertones and a cloying bile-like putrescent sheen with a, is that bacon, yes a bacon finish. Amazing how far food technology has come.
I can’t believe it’s not butt air.
