Excuse me, but we have not cast the spells to begin awakening Queen Carey as we will not jointly have enough power until the equinox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE4shVkwqIk
For anyone who wants to see big ass cartoon question marks floating over other people’s heads
https://bootiemashup.com/mix-tapes/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-bootie-mashup/
For anyone who wants dozens more options for achieving that particular goal.
Me, holding pumpkins: She best stay frozen until November!
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Last Christmas by Wham! doesn’t get the hate it deserves either.
I really like that song
My friends and I participate in Whammageddon every years. Last man standing who survives the season the longest without hearing that song wins bragging rights.
Nonononononono-
: breath:
NONONONONONONO
I’m so glad I don’t work retail anymore. Ruined all music for me. I’ve heard every Christmas song at least a thousand times and I can’t listen to All Star by Smash Mouth Anymore.
hey now
some-
body
If it makes you feel any better, I once saw a Smashmouth concert where the lead singer guy got hit in the head by a thrown shoe mid-set and got very pissy about it. It was a total lucky shot.
Hey, now…
When I worked retail, I would spend extra time in the HVAC aisle across from the TVs so that I could listen to the Foreigner concert that was always on
fuck the Christmas music tho. I don’t think we played it much thankfully
Buddy, my country starts playing Christmas songs in September and my workplace have been playing Christmas songs since July
Dude, Spirit Halloween started opening locations out here mid August. I’m surprised Mariah isn’t already screeching from the PA systems of every store.
I spotted snowman Peeps on the bottom shelf if the seasonal isle at Walgreens.
I was in France the other day and a restaurant on the beach started playing it. Not sure they understood English around there. You’d think they’d know the word Christmas though.
They only pretend not to understand English. Because they don’t want to talk to you.
I like this song best in the middle of june
Ohfuckohfuckohfuck
Stop EVERYTHING and hide NOW.
damn global warming has made this process start earlier every year
At this point idk if I should laugh or cry
Not yet, not until we wake Green Day up at the end of this month.
