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minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoOn my way! But seriously, what could they realistically do?
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoSend nukes. That may hold off the aliens long enough for Jeff Goldblum and Slappy Smith to get in there.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-25 months agoNudes might be more effective. Flood them with porn.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoI hear Elon Musk is looking for an excuse to leave the planet. Coincidently, I’M ALSO looking for an excuse for Elon Musk to leave this planet. Where we have differing viewpoints is on if Musk should then be allowed to RETURN to this planet. I vote nay.
minus-squareCosmonauticus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoNothing would come of it. Ppl would just tell him his rescue plan was stupid then he’d call them all pedophiles and do fuck all
On my way!
But seriously, what could they realistically do?
Send nukes. That may hold off the aliens long enough for Jeff Goldblum and Slappy Smith to get in there.
Nudes might be more effective. Flood them with porn.
I hear Elon Musk is looking for an excuse to leave the planet. Coincidently, I’M ALSO looking for an excuse for Elon Musk to leave this planet.
Where we have differing viewpoints is on if Musk should then be allowed to RETURN to this planet. I vote nay.
Nothing would come of it. Ppl would just tell him his rescue plan was stupid then he’d call them all pedophiles and do fuck all