• Todd Bonzalez@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    It’s true. There’s a guy I used to follow on Twitter years ago who was an excellent shitposter. Can’t even remember his name, his username was some unpronounceable jumble of letters.

    Fell down a flight of stairs and died at 30. Complete bullshit.

    Some bangers:

    “Guns don’t kill people, nothing kills people, people can’t die”.

    “Get your fucking hands off of me, I’m a thought leader!”

    “Every morning my boss shoots me in the head with a Smith & Wesson snub nose revolver, piercing my brain casing and killing me instantly, but do I stop going to work? No. Because I hope to do the same to employees of my own some day.”

    I can’t even remember his first name, but I can remember these.