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minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoProtip: lick the end of the bag, so the plastic sticks to your fingers
minus-squarePahassaPaikassa@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoEven prorer tip: pull the handles gently apart from each other, the pulling will make the plastic to come apart and then you can grab the edges and open it. This works in finnish supermarkets, dunno if the bags are the same over there.
minus-squareCronyAkatsuki@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoMy fingers naturally can open them dry, no need for licking.
minus-squareHotsauceHurricane@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoOOOh FANCY PANTS RICH MCGEE OVER HERE.
minus-squareCronyAkatsuki@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoI can wadh my hand for 2 minutes thoroughly, and will still open a bag with no issues
minus-squarewhereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoI just eat the bag, its easier, free and delicious with the added benefit of supplying my daily microplastic demand
minus-squaresteelyDansSteamedHam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoAnd I will not stop until my testicles can be used as ping pong balls!
minus-squareMudMan@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoMy personal lifehack is to hold the side that opens between my lips and blow, that loosens them up pretty reliably. And if you’re lucky it makes a farting noise, so I consider that a bonus.
minus-squaredownpunxx@fedia.ioOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agofind the grocery store vegetable rain forest get those little soldiers moist
Protip: lick the end of the bag, so the plastic sticks to your fingers
Even prorer tip: pull the handles gently apart from each other, the pulling will make the plastic to come apart and then you can grab the edges and open it.
This works in finnish supermarkets, dunno if the bags are the same over there.
My fingers naturally can open them dry, no need for licking.
OOOh FANCY PANTS RICH MCGEE OVER HERE.
Fancy pants? More like greasy hands!
I can wadh my hand for 2 minutes thoroughly, and will still open a bag with no issues
I just eat the bag, its easier, free and delicious with the added benefit of supplying my daily microplastic demand
And I will not stop until my testicles can be used as ping pong balls!
My personal lifehack is to hold the side that opens between my lips and blow, that loosens them up pretty reliably.
And if you’re lucky it makes a farting noise, so I consider that a bonus.
find the grocery store vegetable rain forest get those little soldiers moist
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