I don’t know when the tsla crash is gonna happen, but it’s gonna be fkn hilarious.
My go-to comment for every Musk headline never fails:
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hell yeah do it
Do it. I dare ya. Keep digging. It’s fun watching the hole get deeper while you disappear into the darkness.
No, no. Dig up, stupid!
sighs
He’s still so fucking wealthy tho
Fine, I say we take every single bit of his hundreds of billions in $1 bills and bury it on top of him. I’m sure that weighs quite a bit
0.63 Empire State Buildings. So yeah, quite a bit.
Americans will use anything but metric as a unit of measurement.
I’m European
Then you should know better.
I always hate seeing that, then i remember i’ve used both football feilds and time to drive somewhere as units of distance. So yeah, we will use anything
Time is a perfectly valid unit of distance. Just look at light years. On Earth, I mostly use the unit of distance me-minutes
Interestingly, analysing distance in me-minutes reveals that spacetime is not flat, because a distant location on the train line can be much closer to me than something 5 km away but far away from public transit.
Living in Michigan I show distance by pointing to spots on my hand.
Yo, same. The mitten makes it easy.
A small boulder the size of a large boulder
TLDR please. What is this cunt’s problem with OpenAI?
I think we just don’t want other tech companies getting the limelight.
https://openai.com/index/openai-elon-musk/
This does a pretty good job of giving the necessary background to understand why Elon is being a pissy bitch about all things OpenAI.
Bluffing like a sum bitch
Wait so will he ban Android because they have Gemini?
He has a vendetta against OpenAI as he tried to take it over and they wanted no part of that if I recall correctly
Here’s the story for those interested: https://www.theverge.com/2023/3/24/23654701/openai-elon-musk-failed-takeover-report-closed-open-source
He was technically a founding member, but left the company. Literally all of this is because he’s jealous he can’t pull a Tesla and claim all the credit for another tech company.
Wait… that’s hilarious. He was part of openai? What kind of fucking idiot leaves that so early? I mean, maybe leaving this year for moral reasons… Sure. But he did this previously? What a fucking moron.
There was some internal dispute and he also claimed it was a conflict of interest with Tesla developing AI stuff. But I can’t imagine how any conflict that may have existed with OpenAI doesn’t exist with xAI
Who gaf about either
Oh look, this asshole is trying to start shit with Apple again.
Elon Musk claims Apple has threatened to remove the Twitter app
Hard to blame Apple. I mean, for a good chunk of time that app hardly had content standards at all. It was effectively unmoderated for a time due to bad management.
I wouldn’t either, except there wasn’t proof this was happening except Musk saying shit.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day
lol yeah I’m going to stick to Apple… As long as Apple cares about security, I’ll continue to use their products. IDGAF about Tesla or X, quite frankly.
Watching people struggle to choose between the tesla t and the apple apple would be so satisfying for me.
Elon’s temper tantrums still news?
The man boy still doing his things…
Musk the Butthurt Billionaire whines again. More news at 11.
