Synthead@lemmy.world kindly commented that wifi network names of you and your neighbour can be used to locate your address, so please be aware to avoid betraying your privacy. Peace!
I went with “Encrypted for Your Pleasure”.
“SECURE YOUR NETWORK DIPASS”
This was back in the days when routers defaulted to no encryption with a stock password for the UI. Also I was the one who changed random people’s SSID to that when I found an unsecured network.
Free Virus
I set my parents wifi to FBIVAN back when I was living with them. I think my siblings took that router with them when they moved out and I’m pretty sure they never changed it
Mine’s “Abraham Linksys”
Mines been named “WiFiArtThouRomeo” for, like, 20 years. Don’t know if it’s funny, but I think it’s cute. 
Mine is “GetOffMyLAN”. Then one of my neighbors changed theirs to “GetOffMyLan69”. I’m not even mad.
Hide your kids, hide your wi-fi.
Lord of the Pings
my go-to is “net-twerk”
For a while mines been:
“Free Public WiFi” for my secure main network
“Secure Home Network No Touchy” as my open guest network
NotaHoneyPot
On an unsecured, password free hotspot.
Mine is Trogdor.
I should make the password consummate v’s.
Password should be Fhqwhgads. Come on Fhqwhgads, I said come on Fhqwhgads. Everybody to the limit, everybody to the limit, everybody come on Fhqwhgads!
The system is down
This guy wouldn’t know majesty if it came up and bit him in the butt.
Can You See Where IP
Mine’s We don’t have WiFi
It’s fun when guests ask “what’s your WiFi called?” I tell them and they’re baffled by all the electronics everywhere and me “not having” WiFi.
To be paired with “imnotgivingyouthepassword” to log in