Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.

You’re eyes would look great on my night stand

Your skin is amazing can I wear it?

You smell like my mother

Hi, I’m Ben Shapiro.

Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.

Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I’m getting mixed signals.

I’m like the twin towers the way your bush got me collapsin’.

Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?

Do you play Pokemon? Because I need to get a Pikachu (peek at you)

Girl, you’re making me retarded because I’m down for you.

If I were a dung beetle, you’d be the prettiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.

Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?

What’s a place like you doing in a [them] like this?

are you sitting on the f5 key because that ass is refreshing

“I’ve read The Hobbit three times and I know what to do with a strap on Bilbo.”