Mine is
“Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart.”
Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I’m getting mixed signals.
Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.
Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.
About what time should I come over?
Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?
Yes, it’s Volition.
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
You win 😂
What’s a place like you doing in a [them] like this?
are you sitting on the f5 key because that ass is refreshing
Dude, you need to get some F1.
What does f1 do?
Reduce screen brightness, on mine.
Help…
Ah thanks. I’ve never used f1 before
Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?
You want some fuck?
I got that bitch some blue. Bitches love blue.
If I were a dung beetle, you’d be the prettiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.
“I’ve read The Hobbit three times and I know what to do with a strap on Bilbo.”
Girl, you’re making me retarded because I’m down for you.
Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?
Love this one, use it on my SO often
I’m like the twin towers the way your bush got me collapsin’.
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Girls don’t pay bills here, sad though!
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I’ve had plenty of girls buy me a drink… I’m not stereotypically attractive but kind of a dirty hippy so but…. Ok wait I’m a dumb ass… d’Oh!!!
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