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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Justice for Sid

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Justice for Sid

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    If he did the shit he did on a puppy, y’all would be saying he’s a future serial killer.

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      If I did the things i do in video games IRL you would be saying I should be in jail.

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      If my mother had balls she’d be my father

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        If my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bicycle

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          […] she’s be a bike*.
          Apparently, the usage of “bike” is important in that joke, because it’s a British slang for “slut”.

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            Good to know but I’m sure they’re about the same because the intention is “people ride her”

            Then again slang is slang

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              I know I’m being pedantic, but that’s the word used in the video and that’s the slang term, specifically “bike”, probably because it sounds more punchy.

              Nice bike

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                To be even more pedantic, the guy is Italian and that is relevant to the character. In Italy we say “if my grandmother had wheels she would be a wheelbarrow”. He pauses a moment before saying the joke, probably because he didn’t remember the word wheelbarrow and went for bike instead.

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          just put some ham in it.

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            it’s closer to a British carbonara

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      But he didn’t so what’s your point?

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      True. But there’s the thing.

      Toys aren’t puppies.

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      I took apart my toys and made new toys out of them all the time when I was a kid and several decades later, I appear to be a normal member of society without having committed a single murder.

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