I thought eating healthier specimens’ poop was what rodents did. The last time I checked, humans weren’t classified as rodents 😂

I would like to buy your shit, please.

Literal shitpost.

TIL: I’d rather not crush it at the gym

The spice melange

If you don’t want to eat shit, try eating fermented food, especially stuff you ferment yourself. Kimchi, sauerkraut, fermented pickles…all good for refreshing your gut biome.

Enshitification

CRUSHING IT AT THE GYM IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD! GIMME THE POOP!!

Turns out my dog was an athlete all along

I’ll pass

Fecal transplanting is actually a legitimate medical treatment.

“Work out longer” so… more exercise? No thank you.