I assure you the “why” wont be anything constructive, and the “how” will be excruciatingly detailed for my own benefit.
Essentially I treat their pestering as a great way to exercise my creative writing abilities in the form of insults and deranged methods of penetrating their own orifices.
Second asking is an uninstall
For me, second ask is a review with the lowest score
App: Why are you choosing to uninstall?
Tbf there’s usually a custom/other option, which can, and should, be used to explain exactly how and why they can go fuck themselves.
Why would i want to help them improve their product? Just leave it at ”go fuck yourself” without further explanation
I assure you the “why” wont be anything constructive, and the “how” will be excruciatingly detailed for my own benefit.
Essentially I treat their pestering as a great way to exercise my creative writing abilities in the form of insults and deranged methods of penetrating their own orifices.
don’t forget the emotional guilt
“I thought we were friends, we’ll miss you :sad-face:”