TheAvarageNerd@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 13 days agoIf I stood on a precision scale and farted, would I get lighter or heavier?message-squaremessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf I stood on a precision scale and farted, would I get lighter or heavier?TheAvarageNerd@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 13 days agomessage-square46linkfedilink
minus-squaredragon-donkey3374@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·13 days agoWhat if I did a massive power shit while standing on the scales? Would I watch my weight go down in real time as it squirts out?
minus-squareseathru@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-213 days agoYes. And you may even see a temporary exaggerated decrease depending on the force it is expelled and direction aimed.
minus-squaredragon-donkey3374@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·13 days agoWell I’d be aiming outwards so as to limit the amount of shit that lands on the scales to avoid skewing results.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·13 days agoThank you. This is an essential consideration. Likewise, speaking scientifically, this kind of thing isn’t helpful:
minus-squareBurninator05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 days agoSo you’re saying with a large enough, violent enough poop i could fly?
minus-squareChozo@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·13 days agoFor every action, there is an equal yet opposite reaction.
minus-squaretiredofsametab@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·13 days agoThe scale shits back in the shitter?
What if I did a massive power shit while standing on the scales? Would I watch my weight go down in real time as it squirts out?
Blippi moment
Yes. And you may even see a temporary exaggerated decrease depending on the force it is expelled and direction aimed.
Well I’d be aiming outwards so as to limit the amount of shit that lands on the scales to avoid skewing results.
Thank you. This is an essential consideration. Likewise, speaking scientifically, this kind of thing isn’t helpful:
So you’re saying with a large enough, violent enough poop i could fly?
For every action, there is an equal yet opposite reaction.
The scale shits back in the shitter?
Power shit thrust