I come round, and I’ve brought a few friends who start rifling through your photos and desk; I state I can fix your toilet, but only if you agree to always use me to fix your toilet, and pay £120 a year even if your toilet never needs fixing.
Meanwhile, I change your aircon settings, sign you up to a new expensive energy supplier, cancel your streaming subscriptions and sign you up to mine. Oh, and I give my weird mate a copy of your house key so he can photograph you and your loved ones daily.
But don’t worry, the toilet is fixed. Every 6 months or so I’ll come back to your house and break a random appliance, just so you feel I’m value for money.
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It’s really funny that someone would look at that meme and think “yea, I am being bullied”.
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Windows 11 the plumber:
I come round, and I’ve brought a few friends who start rifling through your photos and desk; I state I can fix your toilet, but only if you agree to always use me to fix your toilet, and pay £120 a year even if your toilet never needs fixing.
Meanwhile, I change your aircon settings, sign you up to a new expensive energy supplier, cancel your streaming subscriptions and sign you up to mine. Oh, and I give my weird mate a copy of your house key so he can photograph you and your loved ones daily.
But don’t worry, the toilet is fixed. Every 6 months or so I’ll come back to your house and break a random appliance, just so you feel I’m value for money.
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