Dear colleagues,

I hope this email finds you well. As per my last email I’m delighted to inform you that last year’s farter, who had proven himself of a great value and an asset, will be joining our team.

I expect nothing but the highest standards for the king’s farting festival. He was most generous for giving us the opportunity to travel his land, we are grateful for his generousity and thus don’t want to fuck it up.

Best regards, Xero