• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 days ago

    Look here kiddo, when you reach 40 and become a true wizard and get your own tower on your own ley line we’ll talk, but for now you’re living in my tower under my rules!

    • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      You’re not even my real mom, you’re a homunculus created by my dad because he didn’t have enough wizard swag to hold my real mom down.