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OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml ·
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Don't be a dick leave old people alone.

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Don't be a dick leave old people alone.

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    I just say my name is Bigus Dickus whenever they call me. They usually hang up or insult me.

    For the “car’s extended warranty” I just tell them it’s a 1969 Wayne Industries Batmobile. They usually just say they don’t provide coverage for that car and hang up.

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      I jokingly said “1999 Honda Fit” so many times that now they call me asking about that fictional car.

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        Thank goodness you called. My 2002 Kia Dia-reeha warranty is just about to expire.

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          Double D DeLorean

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      Tell them your car is Mader Chod. Or Ben Chod.

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