I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.
“Just pee? sigh”
Can we then give it a tongue so I can be sure I’m clean?
I’m pretty sure I answered this on Reddit once. Begged for it, assuming I have to use such a toilet and cannot just go back to a pit latrine (I’ve heard great things about tiger worms). Answering the other way would be cruel.
I would poop in a different toilet
But then how do you poop if no one is begging? Uhh, asking for a friend.
I don’t think it matters. After a few weeks it would just be some annoying background noise you ignore anyway.
if you can do something in your every day life to make someone happy, who cares if it’s weird? live life; we’re all weird; just make people happy and be happy in return
This is the best answer
I would like it to be happy, so have it beg.
More like this I think.
I can use all the encouragement I can get.
I always think about opening up this guys head and pooping in it.
Like in the SNL sketch?
For, because I’m about consent.
“Stop shitting on your hand and throw it out the window! Use me instead!”
Would it lick me clean or would I still have to wipe myself?
Neither. I want it to be honored to accept my waste and happy to serve.
“Well, it’s a living!”
