Honey this is an Applebee’s, shit wherever you want.
Especially in the microwave. Adds flavor.
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Slang for women is “chicks” and a bit more archaic, “birds” too.
Bees have a…stinger? Dunno about that one.
_prick /prĭk/ noun
… A small, sharp, local pain, such as that made by a needle or bee sting … A pointed object, such as an ice pick, goad, or thorn. _
- The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition
Suppose calling men bees are more polite than calling them pricks…
Aren’t most bees female though?
They are. Hence confusion with the signage.
Bees are all female, so…
No they aren’t, the males just live in the hive and their only purpose is to fuck
Drones also maintain the temperature of the nest/hive.
Additionally, carpenter bee drones defend the hive (although they don’t actually have any defences, and therefore do this by repeatedly bumping into the adversary); and Asian honey bee drones help to kill murder hornets, by enveloping them (alongside other bees) and essentially cooking them to death.
You’re thinking of honey bees. And no, honey bees do not “live in the hive and fuck.” They fuck once mid air then die.
Fucking living the dream
This sent me down a rabbit hole. It’s estimated that less than one in one thousand actually mate though. So… Maybe.
Death by snu snu.
I got the stinger :p
No they’re not, that wouldn’t even make sense. If all individuals of a species are of a single sex, there wouldn’t be male and female, they are hermaphrodites. Bees reproduce sexually.
Lol no they aren’t. Honey bees have male drones. Carpenter bees have male bees that guard their nest from other bees.
Answer the question, Claire!
Bees are mostly female and most birds have a pecker, so factual knowledge is the logic I would use to guide my decision.
The British call women “birds” sometimes. Idk.
Ain’t that a b(ee)…
I see what you did there 😏
aha because it sounds like “births”
Well, bees have stingers, which penetrate…
Women can be quite stingy, so that’s women I guess
Except male bees have no stingers, and almost all bees are female… So I guess that would leave us fellas as being the birds?
Birds are cool I guess
Just select one, if you are wrong, say you are trans.
/s
I’m going in and committing to whatever I find inside.
That’s an easy one. Just wait for someone to come out and you’ll know the answer.
But what if they didn’t know and just winged it themselves?
Haha, winged, like a bird.
… oh my god
No, winged like bees.
No, wings like “love take me down to the streets”
Androgyny person leaves.
If Spongebob has taught me anything, it’s that that won’t work.
If you don’t have a cloaca you can’t use birds
So anybody with a cloaca can just go around and use birds?
It’s that what you’re saying?
#outrage
Have an open mind. It’s 2024 for crying out loud. If they identify as a bird then of course they use birds rooms.
Say have you heard?
I have it on good authority that everybody’s heard about the bird.
I know some of these words
A cloaca is kinda like an anus that you also piss and reproduce with.
Terrific username for posting cloaca facts
Efficient
OP’ was actually meant to take a left, but instead got lost in the back corridors of the local zoo. Regardless of the which door they chose, it ended with a senior first aid officer and a school group being traumatised.
Why not just make every bathroom a one occupant room? Just because someone has the same genitals as me doesn’t mean I want them to hear me fart.
I once was in the restroom when my (then) boss (plus later doctor father) came to the toilet and farted as loudly as humanly possible. It was very satisfying. Happy that guy is not my boss anymore, he thought his scientific staff are his personal slaves.
What is a doctor father?
The professor you write your PhD thesis at/with/for. Isn’t that a common word in English?
I have never written a PhD thesis, so I might not be the best representative, but it’s the first time I’ve heard the phrase.
Ditto for me on both counts. I was trying to figure out if he was your wifes dad who is also your MD or what. So doctor father is more like drag mother.
Because men piss on the seat, and women get pissy about piss on the seat.
You should still have the standing to piss area elsewhere
I went to a restaurant this week where the washroom was just one big room with full door stalls and a full door room the size of two stalls with a few urinals in it. No fear of pissing on the seat of you use a urinal. Also, just lift the seat?
You’re preaching to the chior. Try convincing the rest of the men in the world that they also can.
It’s cute that you think women’s bathrooms aren’t an absolute train wreck.
Tell that to the women I work with that had us roll back the 12x gender neutral toilet stalls into 5x men + 5x female + 2x genger neutral. Top complaint was “using a stall after a man has used it is disgusting”. The second highest complaint was that it smells like someone poo’d in the toilet… which is a strange complaint for a toilet.
Would they rather the poop be out of the toilet? I am so confused lol
Although I do agree. Using a stall after a man has used it is disgusting. Also, using a stall after anyone who is not a man has used it is disgusting. (But only if they don’t keep it clean)
Women also piss on the seat, some squat over the seat to avoid touching it.
There’s a reason the seats are liftable. It’s to lift before you piss and if you pissed on the rim, then just use the nearby faucet to wash it down, then drop the seat back down when leaving.
The problem is not men, but people who don’t think of the next person using the thingy.I was in a hostel for multiple years and I used to was the toilet before and after the deed.
LOL, I worked on a construction site. The men sat for their business or used the funnel on the wall, the women hovered and wet the seat
Just pick one and piss. I’ve pissed in the woman’s bathroom before when the guys one was full. It’s not a big deal. No one cares.
I seriously don’t know what the hell the “Birds and the bees” even refers to beyond an olde movie cliche.
One has a stinger and one incubates eggs I guess?
Bees… Do both?
Sex. It refers to sex.
Bees carry pollen to the flower
Birds devote time to their eggs
Both can be pollinators. Both can tend to their eggs/young. As a non-native speaker, the phrase never made sense to me.
