The Snufkin profile picture paired with that comment really makes this absurdly hilarious for me.
Context: Snufkin is a character known for being extremely anti-authority. His worst enemies include park rangers.
I’m glad someone gets it!
Absolutely not. Lifeguards literally save so many lives. Maybe it’s different in the US with its weird power structures and motives, but lifeguards are more like the fire brigade than the police here…
Ah yeah very different here in US. Our lifeguards carry M16s and routinely harass and deport Mexicans. Drowning is an arrestable offense
the M16 in question
When someone says lifeguard, I think bored teenager by the pool making sure people don’t drown. Not the coast guard.
Isn’t that who I described? My high school lifeguard class involved CQC weapons courses and Hispanic identification training
Hey.
Hey.
It’s a shitpost.
What’s an ACAB?
Assigned Cis At Birth
All Cakes Are Beautiful
quality shitpost
also couldn’t relate here in soviet communist hungary we don’t have lifeguards, in fact i don’t think i’ve ever seen one
ACAB includes teachers, including preschool teachers. They are the core pillar of government oppression and arguably even more bastards than cops themselves.
That’s great honey, by the way did you remember to take your medication this morning?
Huh, I’ expected more awareness from the lemmy community. I’m not the guy to write long explanatory essays, but the message is serious. Just give it a bit of thought, like, what is it that teachers actually do? (hint: It’s not teaching, just ask any teacher)
It is true in Russia though, they are the first to fold helping to fake the elections and then indoctrinate children
ACAB includes *throws dart at board* nurses btw
ACAB includes throws dart at board humans btw