Brilliant marketing campaign!
Reading the comments shows a lot of people do not understand satire, especially when the opportunity to talk trash about America/Texas/American education is on the line.
Too stupid to spot an obvious and funny marketing gimmick.
“Murica dumb!”
I’m more interested in these bail peprs, I wonder what the conversion rate is?
Illiterate Murikkans. Fucking shithole country.
We need to fix public education, not dismantle it.
Why couldn’t the señorita have babies?
Because her husband had a Hallowpiner!
…🦗🦗🦗… Ill see myself out.
I instantly forgot how to spell zookeene.
Zucchini
Think in italian spelling rules
“literally no words”
look inside
words
i count one word: bail - the temporary release of a person awaiting trial. the rest, i gotta guess
Letters, maybe. Words? That’s debatable.
“Bail” is technically a word. Okay I guess wordS (plural) is debatable.
Person drives up and starts bitching at this guy.
His response?
“I have no words.” [Throws his hands up]
We don’t need no education
we don’t got no education
The gang must have let Charlie make the sign again.
I know the exact spot this is from years ago. Its just north of a little town called Lindale (North of Tyler, south of Mineola).
Dudes hallopinos were actually pretty legit. He also had the sign misspelled so poorly because it “gets people’s attention and makes em laugh”.
dude’s marketing worked on me. you can’t misspeel that badly unintentionallly
Yeah, I was going to take a guess. As someone who has dealt with random farmers in the middle of nowhere, at least one of the two are going to be true:
- That will be the best produce you have ever laid eyes on.
- The person misspelled things on purpose, to grab peoples’ attention.
- You’ll be able to fill an entire grocery bag with produce, for like $3.
There are a lot of places like this, where you’ll get some really high quality stuff for basically no money. As long as you’re friendly, they’ll usually give you some crazy good deals.
The best tamales you’ll ever taste? They come out of the back of a beat-up minivan in a hardware store parking lot, at the crack of dawn. Just cruise through a Home Depot lot as the sun is rising, and look for the car surrounded by people. Bring cash in small bills.
I was gonna say, you’d have to work hard to misspell this hard. Twas not accidental. 10/10 marketing!
I hope they accept crypto.
“Bail“ is a word.
Right, right. Came here to say this. Although of course it’s not the correct word. 🤣
The peppers are being held on bail. You’re not purchasing them, you’re bailing them out.
You mean the peprs…
Fear not the man who has spelt 10000 words right but the man who sold their education to grow hallopinyos.
