Amazon has failed to make Alexa profitable thus far.
  • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    6 days ago

    Got 8 Google Minis around the house, mostly ceiling mount. First ad that comes out that bitches mouth, I’m taking a 12-gauge to every motherfucking one of them, patch the roof later.

      • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        6 days ago

        <pump-action sound>

        “How’s your supply of shells? Winchester is having a blowout sale on 00-buck. To learn more…”

      • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        6 days ago

        🎵I got a shotgun, and here’s the plot,

        Takin’ Minis out with a flurry of buck shot,

        Boom, boom, boom! Yeah, I was gunnin’,

        And then you look, all you see is Googles runnin’,

        And fallin’ and yellin’ and pushin’ and screamin’,

        And cussin’, I stepped back and I kept bustin’🎶