Reposting a question I saw on reddit like a decade ago. My favorite answer I read was, “I’d take my 100 dogs home and live like a king.”
Personally, I have two cats, Sansa and Shere Khan. For both, I could significantly narrow down the options by seeing which cats meowed at me the most. (I swear I didn’t teach them to yell, but here we are.) For both, I could bring in a dog to discern which cats weren’t scared of dogs. For Sansa, I could wait until dinnertime and put down some wet food, then see who hems and haws about eating it despite having screamed for it. That might not be enough to get it down to just one each, but oh well. I could use 5 or 10 more cats.
My dogs know their names. They also have individual whistles. They react to certain phrases.
Emeril gets upset if I put my shoes on my hand and clap. To him, it is like I’m a parent admonishing a child. Also, he can sit, paw, and speak.
Eli has the energy of a wet rug, but he whips his head around at the right phases. He can sit, paw, and roll over.
Della is gassy and treat motivated. She would be the hardest because she doesn’t know me when she is free. She can sit, paw, kiss, and play guess what hand the treat is in.