Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoI choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe!feddit.orgexternal-linkmessage-square28linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkI choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe!feddit.orgHofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square28linkfedilink
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoNot just any toilet. The most disgusting toilet in all of Scotland.
minus-squareSippyCup@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoDon’t judge a man. He really needed those suppositories.
minus-squareAsetru@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll.
Not just any toilet. The most disgusting toilet in all of Scotland.
Don’t judge a man. He really needed those suppositories.
I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll.