Pro@programming.dev to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoHow I hacked my washing machinenexy.blogexternal-linkmessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squareSheeEttin@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoOnly a few more years until I can overclock my couch!
minus-squareonslaught545@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoYou can get smart couches right now.
minus-squareLka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoYes, but a couch doesn’t stop functioning as a couch if the smart functions stop working.
minus-squareonslaught545@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoNeither does a smart washing machine.
minus-squareLka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoIf the motherboard takes a shit? A washing machine will absolutely stop functioning entirely. A couch is still a couch.
minus-squareblackn1ght@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoThat could happen to the washing machine whether it’s “smart” or not.
minus-squareLka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoA proper older washing machine doesn’t have a motherboard.
minus-squareLka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoAnd there’s my point. A couch is still a couch, smart features or not.
minus-squareblackn1ght@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI guess you’ll need to go back at least 40 years. Even so, if the belt or motor breaks then the washing machine doesn’t work either.
minus-squareccdfa@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI overclocked my clock and now I’m never late!
Only a few more years until I can overclock my couch!
You can get smart couches right now.
Yes, but a couch doesn’t stop functioning as a couch if the smart functions stop working.
Neither does a smart washing machine.
If the motherboard takes a shit? A washing machine will absolutely stop functioning entirely. A couch is still a couch.
That could happen to the washing machine whether it’s “smart” or not.
A proper older washing machine doesn’t have a motherboard.
Yes it does
And there’s my point. A couch is still a couch, smart features or not.
I guess you’ll need to go back at least 40 years. Even so, if the belt or motor breaks then the washing machine doesn’t work either.
I overclocked my clock and now I’m never late!