i like that one for how much effort it takes to explain

extra long skinny snout, might be an anteater. if you can get an anteater to use a toilet, that’s a friend.

raccoons make great friends but terrible pets. their shit is full of pathogens harmful to humans. smart compared to skunks, same story. adorable friends, destructive little ninjas when you’re not paying attention.

It says my passwords have been exposed but I am protected by the knights who say ni

Perhaps they meant T.A.Z.

From the u.s. and I lived in Germany for a year. It was the trains and the castles and the history that had me wanting to stay. That stuff is probably boring to you. Your concerns about artificiality are valid. But I did not feel like Germany was massively different. I had more cultural shock from moving to a small town in West Virginia than Germany.

perhaps OP thinks you’re a goof if you don’t invest in a proprietary software stack.

best bet for your home theater PC is STILL old computer parts with high capacity storage

style errors are easily forgiven. study a foreign language or a programming language to get some empathy

suspending habeas corpus? he should be in so many heaps of trouble. the guillotine was a nasty, evil piece of work, and anyways

you didn’t read the whole username. I got fired from being a claquer, which means I can’t get paid to clap in 19th century French theatre productions. Gosh!

to you and me that makes sense but honestly the American public is extremely forgetful. With Epstein in particular, we still don’t have clear answers or justice or a final accounting, and it’s whatever. America shrugs. Maxwell is in jail hopefully forever, but Trump will pardon her if it’s worth it to him.

hey calm down i don’t work for them.

agreed that no one goes to that much trouble to carry out an assassination then walks around with the murder weapon. plus i wouldn’t trust a plastic homemade gun to begin with, but after it had been fired several times? that’s literally trash.

the only mitigating factor I guess could be mental illness. Brian Thompson wasn’t exactly an obvious target, as far as evil CEOs go, still seems weird to pick him

jail is where they’d put you to dry out, sober up, hopefully behave yourself. lots of old movies make jail seem comically quaint. I myself have been released from the lockup “on my own recognizance” or some such, basically means they didn’t want the expense of keeping me there, plus I agreed in writing to show up for the court date.

prison doesn’t have to mean federal time, could be a big scary state prison, but you get there from doing felonies. and the felony could be just weed, like you had a garbage bag full of it and shared it with friends.

if your meme is topical to current events, it helps to post a reference

was it this one? https://www.cnn.com/us/idaho-student-killings-timeline/index.html

no that was 2022, this is bleak and fucked. I don’t want to sift through stories about kids getting killed.

i’m pro Luigi but if the whole thing is a setup they really should have picked a less photogenic character. that man is incapable of not looking like a boss.

i usually press win+r and type ‘calc’ or ‘cmd’. they could make that more efficient by assigning binary numbers to everything.

get you a lover who cleans and moisturizes and takes care of them feet. it’s for sex.

gotta downvote my own post

wouldn’t you believe there’s no freaking way